rip you a new one

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole

If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!

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I owe you one

An expression used to imply that one good deed done will be reciprocated

Thank you for getting the work done while I was away, I owe you one.

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tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy

you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one

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tear you a new one

Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.

Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three

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tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

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You owe me one

It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.

Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.

John : You owe me one for that bruv.

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YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!

1) when something is sick, acknowledging your ppl who made it happen

2) when your massively drunk and want something to shout out loud

EX 1:

M: i bet abdul wont actually come back with any water

*5 mins later abdul returns*

M: ABDUL! U CRAZY FOR THIS ONEEE!!!

EX2:

P DuBz strolls into room: YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!!! DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNO WHO WE BE NIETHER!

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