Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
In the boxes below, link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty will become booty.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition.

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Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Something about Urban dictionary policies you should know before posting

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

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Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Pov: you can't think of anything original

Urban dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

users: ok

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your definition will be reviewed soon

im new here and i just released some cool definitions i want the world to know and i hope it wont take long as other definitions says

you create a definition and hope it will be reviewed soon, also you are new here. so you are hopeful your definition will be reviewed soon

Your definition will be reviewed soon

It's a lie. More like 3 months to never!

Your definition will be reviewed soon TM! (Secretly means late to never!).

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

Shit you see when submitting a word on Urban Dictionary.

A lie. It’ll be 6530 until they even post the damn word. Fucking god help. Those cunts at Urban Dictionary better post this NOW.

The Story of Your definition will be reviewed

urban dictionary: “Your definition will be reviewed.”

Person: “ok please now”

865465 years later

“Your word is eligible.”

Person: dead

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

A lie