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When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying
No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.
No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits
Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma
When your just kidding
Its ok im just "Jockin Your tits"
an exclamation to describe when someone is overly excited/worried about something.
Danielle: Austin is balding!
Mikaela: Chill your tits.
Danielle: Awkward. I don't have any.
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Getting an expected outcome, reward, or otherwise consequence (shit) for the hard effort and dedication one puts into something (tit)
man 1: Dude, I busted my ass waiting on that party, and they stiffed me..
man 2: Looks like you didn't get shit for your tit..
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A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.
Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."
Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."
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