A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.
"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"
"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"
When a person start acting a fool after smoking weed
He got the zooties after he smoked that good za
The art of not giving a fuck and keeping a positive attitude no matter what life throws at you
My car got broken into and my wallet stolen today but I’m staying zooty!