I need to feed the catfish before we head to the game.
You kids better go feed the catfish before you go to bed so you don't have an accident.
Something that happened to keagan
Lol nigha got catfished Xbox
a snow catfish is either a white ass girl who is a koreaboo/weeaboo, or an asian girl (usually chinese) using snow.
snow is an asian snapchat basically and it edits your face A LOT. usually to make you up to asian standards;;
"what a snow catfish, no way she looks like that. take that filter off and she look like she fell straight from heaven but landed flat on her face"
The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.
Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”
beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD
When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.
Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap
No Catfish November is when girls cant take pictures catfishing mandem u cant stick out ur legs or bruck off your back you cant be fraudulent with your tits as-well.
dont catfish me on no catfish november