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Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".

"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"

by สŽวuoษฏสŽวuoษฏสŽวuoW December 17, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snail trailing

When someone busts a nut in your bum and shortly afterwards you drag your cheeks along the floor leaving a slivery trail. Like a snail

Garry: You want to go to the pub Barry?
Barry: Nah me and my wife are trying snail trailing tonight

by Spicy Simon June 11, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grey Snail

An alcoholic shot consisting of waste liquor lying on the black rubber bar mat. The bartender lifts the rubber mat and pours the mysterious contents into a shot glass. Another alternative is to wipe the bar table clean with a rag and wring the liquids into a shot glass. This shot usually is free. Also known as L.A. traffic jam and cespool

I ordered a Grey Snail and saw the bartender lift the rubber mat and pour it all into a shot. It was the worst shot I ever tasted, but you can't complain if you want to get drunk for free

by TooWheels August 28, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


snail farmer

What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.

Sorry I'm late guys.... Oh my shirt... I am a snail farmer now, didn't I tell you?

by SnailFarmer September 21, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž