Crib Notes

The notes you write for an open-note exam or quiz.

Billy does not take notes during class. Now that the teacher has announced an open-note exam, Billy has to spend the night making crib notes.

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Brown note

A note that cuases an uncontroleble bowl movement. Said to be 2 octevs below middle c on the recorder. I play the french horn which in translation would be 5 notes bellow my low F.

I was practising dark adventures, when I dicesdid to experment with the brown note. Well I wound up with a bounch of tollet paper and soild my new boxers.

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G-Note

When you score a goal. Mostly used in hockey, can be used in soccer or other sports as well.

'You G-Note this weekend man?'
'Yea dude I G-Noted twice'

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Dually Noted

When something is justly noted, but also of, or pertaining to, multiple purposes.

Frank: "Hey, Jeff, your zipper is unzipped and your shoes are untied."
Jeff: "Dually noted, Frank."

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comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

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mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.

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up note

An 'up note' is a contrasting piece of positive information or commentary you make after writing or stating verbally something that while true is somewhat negative or depressing.

My hire car was comfortable to drive, but sedate - cars today are detached from the thrill of yesteryear - the smell of petrol and leather upholstery - the sound of the purr of the petrol cat. On an up note - the thrill of driving will return the moment I step into my vintage Mercedes!

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