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The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.
I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio
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The approximate ratio of content-rich and interesting posts to trolls, flamewars, random shit and somesuch.
Man, the signal to noise ratio of this board dropped like a fucking rock when he started posting.
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Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
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The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.
Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.
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A number used to measure how sexually attractive a girl is by comparing her butt to her waist. This also shows how big a girl's butt truly is.
This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.
The following A/W Ratios are in inches
>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)
1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)
6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon
(15%)
10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.
(>5%)
The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)
Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....
Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good
Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach
Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
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basically, you have this sandwich, and this really giant ass bun. and when your sandwich is all bun it sucks, so you gotta make sure you have enough meat so your meat to bun ratio works.
those new thin hamburger buns allow for excellent meat to bun ratio
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This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.
At that party the Chick to Dick Ratio was 6:3. And there were only 2 guys!
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