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day in which it is Greg's responsibility to throw away lunch table trash (trays, bottles and cans, wrappers, potions-usually made in milk cartons, half-eaten main lunch, left over pieces of bosco sticks, Shayna's crusts); greg's day is celebrated every day but tends to elicit controversy among lunch table members and the deans (cupcakes thrown at faces, bottled water showered about, styrofoam lunch trays flung in aggravation)
Becky: Damn, I really don't want to have to throw away all this gross ass american-chop-suey I didn't eat.
Jen: Don't worry about it! It's Greg's Day!
Becky: (shoves tray filled with gross ass american-chop-suey in front of Greg before running at the sound of the bell.)
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greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome
Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
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The shithole governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.
"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
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The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!
James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!
Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.
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"I wanna fuck Greg Universe so bad oh god oh fuck"
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