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Cumming Soon! Porn Hero by SexActivision! Available soon on Horny's Porn Station 3, The Nindildo DP, and Microsoftie's SexBox 369.
The latest video game from SexActivision. Cums with 3 different peripherals. One is a Pocket Pussy controller for him or her. One is a controller in the shape of a Dildo for the lady or man of the house. The other one combines the features of both for that truly confused friend that pops in every once in a while. Use your chosen controller to "swing" your way through various porno scenes with caricatures of all your favorite porno stars! Get that Cock Meter at a high level! Get ready to Pull-Off and Shake your Whammy Bar to activate the Porn Star Power! Lick 50 clits in a row and behold as your controller performs it's finishing move that we call the Money Shot! Hold tight as your Pocket Pussy quivers violently in your hands, screams like a wild Banshee while it emits ear shattering moaning and shreaking noises! Duck as the Dildo controller get cocked and loaded, takes aim and shoots an impressive load all over your brand new 52" LCD HDTV. Get a mop ready drop the Tranny controller and run for cover as it turns on itself and fucks until it explodes into a gooey gooey mess!
Be on the lookout for future SexActivision Porn Hero titles.
Porn Hero: The 70's
Porn Hero: The 80's
Porn Hero: The 90's
Porn Hero: John Holmes
Porn Hero: Ron Jeremy
Porn Hero: Jenna Jameson
Porn Hero III: Legends Of Cock
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A brilliant band from melbourne who are extremely talented, lovely to their fans and very humble. Also exceptional live performers with great stage presences.
you: hey, whats some good music i can listen to?
me: for our hero
*listens to for our hero*
you: i am in love
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a. A male associated with the new rave scene, most notably used in the Hadouken! song "That Boy That Girl"
b. An unreleased Girls Aloud song making fun of indie kids.
That boy is a Hoxton hero, skinny fit jeans and dressed in pink.
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It's a feeling you get when you've watched/heard/experienced something that makes you feel you're strong and tough enough to do anything.
It's commonly experienced at the end of a film that means a great deal to you. It can be a kind of empathy for a charactor or person or situation, sometimes it's a little bit pained. It's dosen't matter where the hero thing comes from.
It feels like butterflies in the bottom of your stomach, mixed with the tail end of being winded. And it takes only a word or lyric to remind you of the Hero thing.
The film Iron Man really had the hero thing.
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A game. That's all it is, a game that gives you the feeling of being able to play guitar. While a money worthy game, tends to be annoying to people who play guitar *coughmecough* when people think that being able to play expert means they can play guitar...
*Note* Find a good medium
Guitarist: Guitar Hero is for fags
Guitar Hero(ist): I CAN PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT!!! WHAT CAN YOU DO!!!
Me: I can realize that it's just a game and I'm better off playing real guitar and playing Guitar Hero every now and then.
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The athlete who always gives 110% during practice when it's not necessary, just to show up their teammates. Is usually the worst player on the team who never gets any playing time, only in practice. Generally unliked by their teammates for obvious reasons.
Olivia: "Hey Rudy, take it down a peg it's not even a game. No need to be a practice hero!"
Emily: "But practice is the only time I get to play!"
Chelsea: "Yeah, Helen Keller sees more playing time than you.."
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You know it's the mesh cap, the pink t-shirt and the skinny fit jeans.
That boys a hoxton hero, skinny fit jeans and dressed in pink. How he dresses I care zero, as long as he don't steal my drink.
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