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The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
to cum and shit into a mason jar then put it in a blender with milk and ice, drink it in one go
"bro I just had a Montanan chug jug"
A half-gallon of Wawa Lemonade Tea.
Its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you're about to drink some sip.
(me): "Hey man, just got my jug o' sip!" ::loudly slaps the side of the jug::
(you): "Sweeeeet!"
N. A humorous moniker for a large wine container, typically glass, that is at or over 4 liters in size. Most appropriate in usage when the wine contained within is an inexpensive brand.
Dude, you bought the jug o wine!
(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
A celebrity who has a great rack but is a cock tease for not getting naked. Derived from Jennifer Love-Hewitt who has a nice pair.
She has a nice pair of Love-Jugs.
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When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.
Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"
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(verb)-(to, Milk Jug)To cum in someone's anus. It can be used in either Heterosexual, or Gay sex (Besides female on female intercourse, of course).
Damn, that boy is fine as hell. I want to Milk Jug his ass really bad.
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