Definitions created by depressed people who think anyone online gives a shit about their love lifes.
Imbecile: Omg I love my boyfriend so much I made a ud definition of him and I wrote a long paragraph about how amazing he is
Intelligent person: Literally noone gives a shit about ud names, please get a life.
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*insert long paragraph on how beautiful I am and how everybody loves me and I have lots of friends*
OMG!! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT *insert my name here* DID YESTERDAY?!?! HE HOOKED UP WITH THE MOST POPULAR GIRL!!
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That name you use for whatever persona you create for yourself at the burning man. Traditionally given to you by another person.
Jo: hay whats your name?
Matt: Matthew
Jo: No your playa name.
MAtt:OH! Pornfirepimpalota'pus.
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A person who has a low self esteem and in response they post their name in urban dictionary with definitions like smart, cool, sexy etc.
Usually are complete lies
Maddy: Wow my life sucks. I'm going to name esteem myself on urban dictionary! Smart, cool, sexy...
Jack: Maddy...wow what a name esteemer
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house name: your nickname that only your family knows you by: usually left over from some baby name, that no one else but your family could ever possibly know or call you.
"yo, Trevor, did I just hear your mom call you tee tee, what's up with that?"
aw, that's just my house name, don't let me ever here you use that
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a stereotypical name used by mainly lower class black people.
That is such a ghetto name, you are going to seriously ruin their future.
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A term one uses whenever someone makes up a word. Simply insert their name in front of the -ism and viola! Also works if the word is just two words meshed together in a way that doesn't make up any actual word that can be found in the dictionary.
Gordon: "I was just talking to that guy over there. He was a real shufflemess."
Jeff: "... Shufflemess? ... Hehehe... It's a Gordon-ism." (aka, a *name*-ism)
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