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When something sounds weird out of context
“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”
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aka AHM or Ah-humm. Oral sex leading to orgasm.
Sarah and I went to Old Country Buffet last night, and then we had an Adult happy Meal for dessert.
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Someone who only watches anime that appears on Adult Swim. This causes them to believe that they are basically the guru of anime. They will mention commonly known anime like Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, etc.
Rod: Dude! I'm so awesome! I just got through watching Bleach on Cartoon Network! I know everything about anime now!
Todd: <.< Fucking Adult Swim Otaku... *goes back to reading lesser known anime that he thinks makes his awesome*
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What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.
Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?
Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.
Being a legal adult (over the age of majority, 18) and preparing one’s own icing of preference (i.e. buttercream, chocolate, etc.) and proceeding to dip cookies (i.e. animal crackers, graham crackers, etc.) in said icing to consume.
“I have a sweet tooth and am feeling nostalgic. Feeling something with this leftover icing and cookies, maybe.”
“Make some adult dunkaroos (ADRs)!!”
Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping
1. What a progressive communist says when they are trying to establish any form of credibility.
2. What a person says when they think they are smarter then their predecessor when in reality they are not, and in fact, the real child.
3. Any person with TDS states this over and over again in their head to confirm the validity of their actions.
China joe said "the adults are back in charge", does this mean we are going to have nuclear war with President Putin because joey-boy is a complete fuckin idgit!
Kamala, legs wide open, stated again 'the adults are back in charge'.... She is one to talk she literally 'blew' her way into the white house, just ask ol' willie brown!
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