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Alex

The biggest simp of all time

Alex was simping hard yesterday but still got friend zoned

by Poppy face April 19, 2020

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Alex

He is hot as hell. And a snack.

Alex‘s name really describes him.

by Ugly Ratttt October 14, 2019

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ALex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.

Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.

by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020

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Alex

A very special human w 0 brain cells.

"Hey my names Alex and I got the big wooooden spooon

by Watersucks August 16, 2018

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Alex

Alex is a confusing lad. he is actually really nice but can be a prick. he’ll treat you so good but he’s so sensitive, if you hurt his feelings at all or don’t care about his cat dying then he’ll block you on snapchat and not talk to you for 3 months and break your heart ane he’ll be the only thing you’ll think about. but after he realizes that he hurt you he’ll regret it. he has really nice hair. but his chin isn’t all that amazing. he has nice dimples too. if you facetime him, don’t leave him on paused. he usually can’t afford an AC so you’ll hear his fan in the background. overall, he’s a very sweet guy and would do anything for someone he really loves. he’s just confusing g it’ll be ok.

Rylee: ALeX JUST BLOXKED ME IM CRYING HELP ME KSMXKWKDKWK

Alyssa: it’s ok he’s done it to everyone lol he’ll unblock u

by hiwelcometochilis6969 July 10, 2018

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Alex

A smexy AF girl who always is blushing. She can be seen trying to find her way out of fights and arguments with her friends but always tries to look good doing it. She is also a badass girl who will smack you across the face faster than you can say “Alexa, play despesito” If you go after her friends, she’s gonna come after you.

Who’s Cade’s new girlfriend?

Who that one? Ohh that is so an Alex!

by Don’tTalkToMe April 23, 2019

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Alex

Alex is a literal meme. He plays percussion decently and blows your eardrums but you always forgive him because he’s a meme and he’s really funny. that’s everyone says they hate alex but secretly loves him. He will always share food and gets all the girls (somehow).

Alex: (plays drums)
Everyone else in the room: shut up Alex !!!!
Like 5 girls: swoons

by Booksbe4boysiguess October 7, 2017

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