Fake America

Fake America 🇱🇷, not the real America 🇨🇳

Susie proclaimed 'looks like we're going on an American road trip then 🇱🇷'. It was entirely Fake Americas fault. They immediately issued a Susie-sorry and gave her an honorary doctorate in Monkey-magic from the University of Liberia.

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Central America

A region of southern North America extending from the southern border of Mexico to the northern border of Colombia. It separates the Caribbean Sea from the Pacific Ocean and is linked to South America by the Isthmus of Panama.

Central America is a region of North America, technically southern North America.

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America's Guest

1. To freeload or bum off of friends, with the assumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.

Guy 1: Dude, can you pick up the beers? I'm a little short.

Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!

Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.

OR

Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.

Guy 2: He's America's Guest.

America's butt

Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!

"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"

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America Online

Slowest Internet access EVER!

AOL- Slow As Hell

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Teach For America

A bunch of full of them selves corps members who ruin public schools. They think they are gracing the public school system just by showing up. They are usually really bad at what they do. Treat teaching like a popularity contest, act inappropirately with students, and make up fancyfull data to support their self serving orginization.

TFA consistently lies about their data--that is common knowledge--if this data is coming from TFA . . . don't trust it! If you want to make your data show "value-added" gains, look to TFA to learn how to fudge.

Teacher A : "Why are all my students rude, distrespectful and have no skills?"

Teacher B: "Oh,, there was a Teach for America teacher in there before you."

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America name

A very nice person that is a joy to be around. They are probably the best person you know and are a great person overall. They are very very nice and you should value them.

Oh hi America name

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