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A constant, foul liquid that purtrudes from the anus typically caused from massive alcohol consumption the previous night. see Ass Piss.
"You want to go to Treesburg and floss this afternoon?"
"Nah man, Ive caught the beer anus"
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The weed that grows out of your anus. DO NOT PLUCK!!!!!!! Resembles a patch of dandelions.
"I fell on my skateboard and scraped all of my Anus Weeds out!"
"I was totally going to get laid until she saw my excessively long anal weeds"
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They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.
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The phrased yelled before two guys tag team a girl to determine who is going to get anal.
"Dude, lets wreck that chick. And guess what, SHOTGUN ANUS!"
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Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.
Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
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The phenomenon in which the threads or material of your undergarments become intertwined within your hair of your ass crack, creating small, dense balls of fuzz. These then fall off when bathing or cleaning the anus, spreading themselves easily around the shower or bathtub. They can also be encountered within unfortunate instances of oral sex.
What the fuck, our shower is so fucking gross, I wish Alex did not have such bad anus fuzz.
Oh man, I gotta get outta these pants, I have major anus fuzz.
Dude, he went down on her, but she had a fuckload of anus fuzz, so he just bounced.
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