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Baby dweets are new players of the asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight that play the character Dwight Fairfield.
aw, loook at the little baby dweet! Come on, chuck the pallet down.
"Hey, you lil' piss baby
You think you're so fucking cool? Huh?"
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A highly athletic child of two athletic parents. D1 refers to Division I athletics. Typically used by future divorcees on their dating profiles.
I wanna make a D1 baby with you
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A one of a kind beautiful, intelligent and VERY, VERY, sexy woman. A unicorn of women. A woman so sought after, so precious that she is almost mythical . Every mans dream. To be called a "baby angel" is the highest praise for any woman.
WOW, look at her man! Shes the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! Yeah bro she can cook, clean, train in high heels and she's a god damn lawyer too! She's an absolute dime! NO BRO, she's a baby angel...
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A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.
I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!
1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"
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"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
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A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.
I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?
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