Milwaukee Bandit

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Milwaukee bandit-Lay girl down on bed on back with head hanging off end of bed. Insert penis balls deep till ur balls rest on her eyes creating a bandits mask

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Weiner Bandit

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.

A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.

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Fish Bandit

Someone who goes out to the supermarket, buys a full live fish, gets in a car with a bunch of his/her friends, and throws it at an innocent passer by.

Yo fish bandit, you wanna throw a salmon or a swordfish this time?

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Jew Bandit

A term describing someone, regardless of whether or not they are of the Jewish faith, that constantly hassles another person into giving them money, usually for useless purposes. They in turn will resist your attempts to borrow money yourself or fail to pay back and indebted money.

Jack: Ah shit, that motherfucker Dave borrowed my last 5 bucks. Now I have to use my god damn debit card to buy a lousy pack of gum.

Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.

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turkey bandit

One who covertly heists turkey sandwiches in the middle of the night.

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."

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halfcan bandit

A cunt wad who regularly leaves half cans of soda throughout ones residence. See also 'sandbag'.

Andrew consumed one half of his freshly opened can of diet coke, and then left it by the base of the couch. When the rest of the housemates proceeded to clean the house and found many half filled cans of diet coke they all cursed his name, fucking halfcan bandit!

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muff bandit

A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.

*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*

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