Nicolai Barnes

The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.

"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"

"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"

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beer barn

A barn in which sells and distributes beer. Fills kegs. to minors.

Lets go get throwed at the beer barn.

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p-barn

a general term for porno websites

"I went to da p-barn today on da school network." A Black Guy
"You've got 90 after-school detentions, faggot." A teacher
"Fuck you, motha fucka." The Black Guy
"You're suspended" the teacha

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barn baby

A racial slur for a black kid.

I entered Detroit just to face a poor barn baby.

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Ridgefield Barn

The greatest place on earth. An awesome place to meet great people and not the usually Ridgefield douchebag.

Guy 1: hey i want to meet someone cool in ridgefield

Guy 2: lets go to peachwave!

Guy 1: are you crazy? im goin to the ridgefield barn!

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Mucky Barn

When a man is giving anal, and quickly yanks his cock out of her asshole and cums all over her back, resulting in AIDS

Ok, I'll fuck you, just no mucky barns

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barn shitter

a person who shits on the side of a barn. the shitting may also take place in front of, or inside of the barn.

"Who's the nasty fuck that took a dump on my farm?! Somebody around here is a filthy barn shitter..."

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