Account Buying Amateur

Someone thats buys a UMG/GB Account and thinks their high tier. These people spend up to 100 dollars on Accounts to acting like there good.

"Jukestr: Im so high tier"
"Me: No your not"
"Jukestr: How many earnings and trophies you have?"
"Everybody: JUKE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT"
"Jukestr: Shut up 50 dollar chall"
*Juke plays chall drops 2-10 on host*
"Jukestr:My mom was yelling at me rechall"
"Everybody: YOU SUCK U BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT IDIOT"
*dms sketchy on twitter*
"Jukestr: ill send u the paid for this tourney user?"
Me: PaypoZ
"Jukestr: SENT!"

This is why juke is a Account Buying Amateur.
Still to this day he says he did not buy his account

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buy a school bus

A lofty ambition, an idealized goal. Something you pursue that, once achieved, will signify your life being complete. The pursuit of what Jean-Paul Sartre calls "ens causa sui".

I'm gonna be bomb-ass famous one day, and then I'll buy a school bus.

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Wan Buy DVD?!?!

A sentence used by a crazy chinese man who can't speak English who approaches you out of nowhere asking if you would want to buy a DVD that he filmed in the cinema.

Mike Rotch: *walking down the road normally*

Chinese Man: *approaches Mike* Hey You! Man Wiv White Face!!!! Wan Buy DVD?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Mike Rotch: No dude back off.

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I’m going to buy milk

It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk

He’s going to the store years later

Dad:I’m going to buy milk

Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves

*17 YEARS LATER

dad:I’m back from the store

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Best Buy Mobile Centipede

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

buy once cry once

Term to describe the purchasing of an expensive item, of excellent quality. Implies that the owner will, initially, have reservations or guilt for buying such an expensive item; however, the owner soon realizes they will only have to purchase the item once. Owing to its craftsmanship and durability, the item will have a long lifespan.

Bob: "Dude, this iPhone case cost me $200! It's made from Italian leather and handcrafted in Eastern Europe, though..."

Frank: "Ouch... Buy once cry once, amiright?

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You fly I buy

A term generally used requesting another person drive and you will pay for yours and there purchase.

Damn, we're out of beer. You fly I buy?

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