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When you put guacomole around a guy's asshole and a girl fucks him with a strap on.
Jen: Hey Ben, would you like a California Regular?
Ben: Does a bear shit in the woods? FUCK YEAH!
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A sub-species of the gender female.
They reside exculsively at West Coast beaches, especially California beaches.
They are hot enough "to melt your popsicle".
They are also extremely sexual, having sex on the beach and in their Jeeps (the only car they drive).
During the summer of 2010 Katy Perry released a song that describes the daily activities of them. During said song, Snoop Dogg states that the only females he likes are California Gurls.
I'm going to California the pick up some California Gurls because I want to get laid.
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To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except marijuana.
"No thanks," Kasey said as Cindy offered a beer, "I'm California Sober this month."
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1)The most kick-ass song on Earth!
2)An imagionary place made up by The Eagles. It sounds so freakin awsome!
1) I LOVE THE SONG HOTEL CALIFORNIA!
2)I want to go to the hotel california!
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A California Stop is when you dont completely stop at a stop sign, you coast right through it.
Ashleigh made a California Stop at that stop sign and got a ticket.
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A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.
Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns”
Jim: “nice nibba”
Unlike your typical hyper-competitive gunner, a California Gunner is an individual that attempts to gain an advantage over fellow classmates by joining numerous clubs/extracurriculars and brownnose the faculty responsible for their future recommendations (rather than putting in the effort to let their academic performance show).
A California Gunner is just as competitive as a regular gunner, but they are perceived as chill or laidback.
"Why is he always going to the admins office?"
-"He goes every morning to schmooze, like your classic California Gunner."