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When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
Whats the hold up?
Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
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The act of mastrubte while you are in the middled of a traffic jam.
This mornig the traffic was like hell Everyone was looking at me when i started my third car jerking!
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The same definition as above, but it wasn't shot to common use in the Fast in the Furious. The term was actually introduced in Gone in 60 Seconds, a movie about a man blackmailed into stealing 50 extremely rare cars.
Car Booster: Man, that Gone in 60 Seconds movie inspired me! I'm gonna start boosting cars myself!
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A car sitting by itself in the bar parking lot the next morning.
Which means:
a. you got too wasted to drive or
b. you rode home with a "date"
c. you need to sneak back and pick it up before everyone sees it and knows what you did.
Tom: Hey, I need a favor.
Dave: Sure, what is it?
Tom: Just woke up and I need a ride to pick up my "car of shame" from the bar.
Dave: (Laughing) Be right there!
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Tuner Cars are often mistaken for rice burners. However, a tuner car is usually built by someone with a real knowledge of car performance and aerodynamics (as opposed to a ricer, who knows how to make his car handle like crap and attract police attention)
Tuner cars usually have the latest performance enhancing devices, such as a Turbocharger, Sports Exhaust System, Performance ECU, Upgraded Engine/Suspension/Audio Systems, and the babe to go with it all.
These cars are driven by tuners, probably the best people you will ever meet (if you can stand their constant garble about car performance :P)
Wow, that Tuner Car (tuned) Skyline sounds and looks and goes a lot better than the ricer silvia I just saw.
Tuners > Ricers
I like ham and cheese.
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Field car runs through the fields, drops cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Milner: I'm not surprised that your driving a field car.
Bob: Field Car? Whats a Field Car?
Milner: Field car runs through the fields, drops cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow
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The term "car keying" has one fairly well known meaning:
1. The act of scraping the sharper point of a car key across the windshield or front door of a car, making a screeching sound and leaving a large scratch in the paint. Often preformed in anger or spite; a form of vandalism.
There is one other, not-so-well-known meaning:
2. The act of saying the phrase, "I need the car keys" and plunging ones hand into the front pocket of someone elses pants or hoodie to retrieve said car keys. This is usually down to a boyfriend (or husband) via the girlfriend (or wife). A big turn on, and surprising if they didn't expect it.
1. "Dude, that bitch just car keyed my new ride!"
2. "I need the car keys baby." (followed by the fishing around in someone elses pocket and then they are found.) "Thanks."
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