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choking the carrot

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.

Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.

by tekilashotz6969 April 19, 2006

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carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.

Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.

by John McTumling August 24, 2017

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rag carrot

its a tampony or msomething u stick up ur hole when tom is visiting for a weekish time

her rag carrot string is showing out of her bathing suit bottom lets pull it

by ragedy anne December 22, 2004

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Carrot Gang

The better version of the Gucci gang. It is a group of individuals who promote eating vegetables and fighting moths. Based in central Florida

Bethanne: "I have a serious moth problem in my back yard!"
Matthew: "Dont worry, the Carrot gang is on the way!"

by Yardi B August 7, 2019

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Anal Carrot

Term used to describe a penis after having anal sex. Used as a derogatory term.

That dude is such an anal carrot.

by Justin Hull August 12, 2007

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carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister November 27, 2007

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Carrot Dick

A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl

Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross

by babyyyyy88 January 1, 2018

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