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a chav is a mindless creature, the origins of chavism remain a mystery becasue nobody has been able to infiltrate the culture, similar to the native Americians. Many including myself believe that the chav plauge began in the Kent town of Chatham and has slowly spread thjroughout the united kingdom.
Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.
chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or school ,smomking,drink driving,listening 2 loud music(rand b) egging houses, grathtti ing buildings, and i could go on all day and i could comment on each othese in greater detail.
examples of chavs include anyone from eastenders 'cat' 'little mo'
rappers and gangters like 50cent,m and m, blazin squad,
loose women like jordan who is a chav alpha mate
and the chav devo, who is a ordinary chav
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Simple: COUNCIL HOUSE and VIOLENT
A Parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Argos, ASDA, Aldi and Lidl, or any other cheap (sportswear) retail outlet; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit (or any other cheap item of clothing), Burberry items, baseball cap and Bling; of course the constant bad language.
Only purpose in life is to breed from the earliest age so enhancing benefit claims for child allowance and housing; thus providing the "income" to purchase (on HP) Bling Argos (Elizabeth Duke) and Plasma TV with SKY subscription (HD of course).
These are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!
Chavs are found in every town or village with “social housing”, the male is often seen walking a little in front of his bitch and offspring (all clothed as described above, although young Chavs tend to be grubby and unwashed), the female (bitch) is following with offspring (one in pram, the other some way behind) and her ugly mother, all with lit cigarettes and at least one with a can of cider or cheap lager.
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Cardiff Chavs.
Also known by the names,
cheifos, waynes, kevs, darrens, bras, bros, bres, spas, spafes, safes, scummaz, twat rats, dole moles, filthy fuck faced fuckers, beppos, council estate stem cells and Olympians, *this last name is derived from observing their behaviour of almost constantly appearing dressed in sports attire. Note> This is not true on days of which they are required to attend County Court or go for an interview for Londis where they will revert to wearing ben sherman shirt, top shop jeans and black Lacoste Wainers, ie> Trainers.
Cardiff puke differ from other UK filth monkeys in two key areas. Firstly, Dey talks in sum fuckins kind of like fuckins welsh fuckins gangsta fings and pluralises almost every words so theys ends ups sayings stuffs thats constantly fluctuating between collective tense, mispronounced verbs and nonsenses. This has led to the belief that bin eaters have knowledge of the future and are bred for thier skills in palms readings and the art of tarot. This was given creadence by the recent discovery by anthropologists that "izzit?" and "innit" were ancient druidic for "magic" and "wizard power"
The second major difference is their level of hostility. Where as a pack of Happy Shopper Hyenas will usually only attack if their number is greater by at least 5 times than that of their prey, ie> Old ladies, disabled people, cats, a 14 year old Diffchav was observed throwing random punches at passers by while walking solo down City Rd and listening to Fiddy on his stolen phone. Some people say it is the water that breeds such outright Kevism whilst others have maintained it is because they only ever eat chips and smoke Hydro Skunk.
Cardiff shit tend to reside on the outer areas of the city. They were relocated in the 90s because the constant sound of happy hardcore house and Blade movies had begun to upset humans. Relocation into their natural habitat, ie> places with graffiti, a kwik save and burned out cars has only been a partial success as there is currently no law stopping Pogs from leaving their council houses that are covered in tupac posters and crisp packets and venturing into the city centre.
To summarise, maybe you should all thank your God, stars, luck or even your own local Spar Patrol that you were fortunate enough not to be born in the Hellmouth of bubonic puke faced chavs that is the Diff.
Chav> Craigs Bellamys
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asshole,fake,pathetic
usually dress like a guy and smell super bad
yeah chavs SUCK
hey im chav
yeah u r
im so street
yea im streeter though im fuhkin Gangster yo
im fuhkin Gee Homes
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CHAV- (Council House And Violence),
Natural Eemy - The Emo
I chav is basically a wannabe gangster, they wear the bling bling, listen to the black man rap, smoke, and generally don't appreciate the things around them, most of them are failures in school.
They usually wear lots of "bling" and have baseball caps at 90degrees with a matching tracksuit and trousers tucked into football socks.
Popular brands include:
Fred Perry
Burburry
Nike
3 Stipe
Rockport
Stone Island
Ben Sherman
and anything with the england football badge.
Attitude: Most chavs think there it, and start to smoke from an early age, if you just look at one funny, he will be on your case, this is probably due to too much cannabis effecting the brain.
Remeber smoke responsibly!
Examples of popular Chav language:
"init mate"
"You startin'"
"You wanna take this outside?"
"<general swear word here>"
"SAF" (Sound as f**k)
"FAF" (Fit as f**k)
They use lots of abrieviations:
"m8" = "mate"
"n" = "and"
"b" = "be"
"2" = "to"
etc.
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Also referred to as "charvers" and "wankers", chavs make no decisions as lone people. They only work in packs of "chav-tastic herds". They first developed as a species around three years ago, and since have reproduced ferociously to become the most common form of human scum in the UK. To witness the shocking effects of this wave of filth, go to any town centre, street or bus shelter between the hours of 5pm and 9pm. After 9pm, the streets become safe again as the chavs are called in by their parents to go to bed. "Rock hard chavs", indeed. Chavs are distinguished by the brands Fred Perry, Burberry and especially Berghaus. Beware! Chavs think that these brands are awesome and that trousers are meant to be tucked into their socks. If a fight with a chav seems likely, do not worry. There need to be about 20 chavs to equal man without sight, hearing and arms. It's also worth noting that if your reply to "I'll fucking spark you out, you queer goth cunt" is "OK then.", they will likely run away. Their best-known hobbies are smoking, drinking (Lambrini) and shouting attempted insults at random strangers whom they could not actually hurt if the stranger stood still and the chav had a chainsaw. So, bravo chavs. You are now OFFICIALLY the scum of the world.
The cow says "Moo"
The chav says "I'll fucking spark you out, you fucking hypocrite!" (some pathetic chav called one of my friends a hypocrite once, without knowing the meaning)
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C= Council-
H= House
A= Agressive &
V= Violent...
Chav... that sums it urp ^^^^^
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