A cat or any domestic animal placed inside a microwave, usually used improperly.
Hey guys, I'll be back soon, mum's making chinese meal for dinner.
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It refers to the occurrence of loose bowel movements, more commonly known as Diarrhea.
Possible uses of the phrase include:
"Damn. I think that bunbao just gave me a Chinese McFlurry."
"I feel a Chinese McFlurry brewing."
"after your friend offers you suspicious food products No thanks. I've already had two Chinese McFlurries this week."
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When you cum on someone and and pee in their mouth
Did you see that faggot drinking some of that Chinese lemonade at the strip club
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when you use a fake chinese accent, usualy used in prank calls or x box live microphones
Cumberlandfarms guy: Cumberland farms
ME: dehh harro how you doooween sa ma ming yo?
Cumberlandfarms guy: WHAT???
ME: no no no risten haaree, do u speakada chinese?
Cumberlandfarms guy: uhhhmm no?
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Superficial agreement to an action the speaker has no intention of carrying out.
No shit he ditched your moving party--he was just giving you the Chinese smile.
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To finish in your partner's hand and have them smell it. If it smells fresh you may proceed to smear it on your face.
That chinese makeover would have been great if he got more on my cheeks.
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When an Asian guy has sex with a pregnant white or black girl who's water just broke.
Yo ma boy ammasith was fucking this black hoe. Her water broke and there was a Chinese waterslide, poor mother fucker.
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