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Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021


Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.

Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.

by CloRoJo November 23, 2021


christopher sundarum

An unattractive indian male that has been surviving with a difficult disease known as dehli belly. He obtained this disese by eating street meat in Indian(poor ghetto). He has also known as a person that usually cheats and gets in gang fights over chicken and french fries.

"I am screwed on this test, I think I'm gonna cheat".
"No, don't pull a Christopher Sundarum"

by Sqauwww November 20, 2015


the christopher markert

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out โ€œdad?โ€ he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

by christophermarkertbully:) June 8, 2020


Christopher Knight

fucking cunt

um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
SCOOTER SQUAD

by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018


Christopher Uryan

Christopher Uryan is the hottest, sexiest man in the world. He pulls all the hoes and has an extremely large penis.

Person: โ€œYo is that Christopher Uryan!? He stuck his cock in my girlfriend and sister last weekend!โ€

by chriscock September 9, 2022

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christopher coleman

Okay A Christopher Coleman Is Tipically A Handsome Guy. He Is Usually Funny. Almost Always Smart But Can Have Their Fair Share Of Dumb Moments. Normally Tall Or Semi Tall. Serious About Relationships. Thinks About A Future With Who They Are With At The Time. Loves To Say They Are Ugly When They Really Aren't. Talks Alot Unless They Are Thinking About Something Or Someone Or Doing Something.

Christopher Coleman I Love You Forever And Always

by BY: SAVANNAH JOHNSON December 20, 2016

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