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Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.
Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball
Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball
A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
A wild squeaker with rad tuberculosis.
Oof, Christopher Petty is dying again.
Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.
Guy 1: “Stop being a bitch, be a Christopher Dickson instead.”
the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?
um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
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