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The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.
Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"
Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"
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One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.
Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.
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when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
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v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN
Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"
Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"
Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"
Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"
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Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.
John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."
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Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.
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Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
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Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.
Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?
Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?
Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block
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