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A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.
Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.
Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.
Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.
1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.
2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.
3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.
4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism
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The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.
Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.
A Activist, blogger, or any form of media personality that promotes prejudice and hatred towards liberals.
Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.
Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
Bob was surprised by all the videos by Conservative Slander Artist that he could find on youtube.
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A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...
I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers
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A self-proclaimed conservative that actually tries to conserve the values from earlier stages of liberalism such as gay marriage, 1st and 2nd wave feminism, legally enshrined equality, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s beliefs.
Person 1: “What are your political beliefs?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m a conservative.”
Person 1: “What do you think of feminism.”
Person 2: “First and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.”
Person 1: “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?”
Person 2: “I support it as well I as MLK’s beliefs regarding social justice.”
Person 1: “So you must be a George Floyd Conservative?”
Person 2: “Correct!”
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An American conservative who bases his or her political stance almost entirely on party-generated talking points, and becomes angry, insulting, or panicked when presented with verifiable fact.
Know-Nothing Conservatives: followers/fans of Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck
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Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.
politically correct (conservative)
Examples of conservative correctness:
frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I
french fries became freedom fries in 2003
David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"
attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses
Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic
Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"
Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."
"Enhanced interrogation techniques"
"Homicide bombing"
Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.
Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"
Free speech zones
The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush
ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)
The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense
Conservatives
are just as PC as liberals!
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