A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.
Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.
Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.
Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.
1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.
2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.
3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.
4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism
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Where the Conservatives refuse to raise taxes but continue to spend more than they have so then borrow from other countries like China until the deficit is more than can ever be paid back.
The Spend and Borrow Conservatives (Republicans) cut taxes for the rich then make a war that costs billions a month, in order to pay for the war they borrow from China.
The Spend and Borrow Conservatives make all kinds of rules for the schools then don't fund them, after all why not just borrow the money from someone else, thats the spend and borrow way.
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The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.
Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.
A Activist, blogger, or any form of media personality that promotes prejudice and hatred towards liberals.
Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.
Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
Bob was surprised by all the videos by Conservative Slander Artist that he could find on youtube.
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A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...
I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers
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A self-proclaimed conservative that actually tries to conserve the values from earlier stages of liberalism such as gay marriage, 1st and 2nd wave feminism, legally enshrined equality, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jrβs beliefs.
Person 1: βWhat are your political beliefs?β
Person 2: βOh, Iβm a conservative.β
Person 1: βWhat do you think of feminism.β
Person 2: βFirst and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.β
Person 1: βWhat do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?β
Person 2: βI support it as well I as MLKβs beliefs regarding social justice.β
Person 1: βSo you must be a George Floyd Conservative?β
Person 2: βCorrect!β
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An American conservative who bases his or her political stance almost entirely on party-generated talking points, and becomes angry, insulting, or panicked when presented with verifiable fact.
Know-Nothing Conservatives: followers/fans of Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck
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