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when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster
Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster
New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.
Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton
Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.
Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok
When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything
"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"
When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory
Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.
When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.
I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.
The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?
Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded
Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)