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The result of COVID-9 + COVID-10.
Me: What's COVID-9 + COVID-10?
Jeff: COVID-21!
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When you cum on a girls face and stick a mask to her.
Bitch told me she was already vaccinated, but I gave her a COVID shot anyways.
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The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".
Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.
Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.
OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.
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Corona virus is a virus that makes people become Zombies and rush to the stores to buy toilet paper. the reason why people buy a lot of toilet paper is unknown some people even steal hand-sanitizer from the hospitals. When a diarrhea virus becomes a big thing people are gonna start buying nose spray like WTH.
i got covid-19 but im rushing to stores to buy toilet paper
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A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.
I sure hope the government will give us back our freedom once the Covid-19 is gone!
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When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.
Thanks to “dose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-🇦🇺 infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.
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