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Doctor Gowt

Medical professional trained in the detection and treatment of ailments of the toe, specifically gout; ability to research best treatment via their personal compendium on WebMD.net; fantastic bedside manner providing handwritten sentiments to all patients under their care.

โ€œI hurt my toe so my assistant immediately called Doctor Gowt. He gave me a chocolate bar and a note with hearts over the iโ€™sโ€.

by DocMcQuack August 17, 2021


Doctor Obscure

An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.

Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.

by Sitka-C May 26, 2009


Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 21, 2019


Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".

Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."

by Burnz32 October 20, 2011


Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 25, 2007


The 13th Doctor

The 13th Doctor is one of the many doctors from the show, Doctor Who, and is the first Doctor to become a female after the 12th Doctor, Peter Capaldi, regenerated into the 13th Doctor. The 13th Doctor is played by Jodie Whittaker. Like all the doctors before her, they originated from the planet Gallifrey.

To be honest, I think I prefer the 11th Doctor over the 13th Doctor in Doctor Who.

by TeamPaydayTypicalColors2 September 3, 2018

23๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plague Doctor

A doctor who has worked on the Black Plague

The Plague Doctor works on the Black Plague

by ghjklopui May 31, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž