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When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!
It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.
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1. To go for a long period of time without something. This usually refers to illegal narcotics, but can also refer to sex, food, or water.
2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
1. The Mayans had a long dry spell in which many of its people died from lack of food.
2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
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Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.
Man, after all those beans I'm glad that was a dry fart.
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The opposite of a wet Willy. It is when you stick your finger in your ear getting covered in wax and shoving it in someone's mouth
Dude Cameron gave me a wet Willy, but I got him back with a dry frank! He puked!
When you lick your buddy's asshole and he didn't douche.
Boy, Kevin really did give me the dry gorge the other night.
This thing, situation, person or place is not good, not pleasing, distasteful or annoying - mainly used as a retort when hearing bad news, or where someone has wronged someone else or when a situation, person, item or place has not been liked and in fact, disliked.
Did you hear about Kenneth getting punched out the other day???
Response: "Yeah man, that's bad dry - Kenneth was a good guy man"
Or: Can't believe I just walked a mile to the shop and its closed at 6pm!!! That shit is BAD DRY!!!
Definition of Dry Pussy: Emma Caniglia
Did you hear about the girl with a dry pussy!?, yeah it’s emma caniglia!