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louies : omg did you see louis and eleanor broke up!
larry : omg wh- elevator? wow that’s obviously so heartbreaking
Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated
Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")
When you tank an iconic beer brand brand by associating it with groomers.
We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light
Euphemism for arsehole or anus
James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful
The act of opening your mouth and dropping to your knees while holding out your tongue ready to blow that load
When william was hanging out with my brother things went quiet then elevator music started to play behind closed doors
A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.
"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."