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Biggest gobshites ever . Think vvd is the best centre back in the world the one season wonder twat .
United fan : how many times have you won the premier league
Delusional gobshite from Norway : 6 tImEs
Man united fan : go and die you little bin dipping rat you live in a cousil house back in Norway where you wank of Slippy g But then remember that he’s never won the league but Rooney has stalling has and even Ashley young has you twat .
Liverpool fc are the worst team in the premier league
A trash club that relies on a 16 year old academy graduate to carry them and are in severe debt, that they have to sell their own stadium's grass. Known for their delusional fanbase, they think they can afford Kylian Mbappe but in reality he'd rather go to saudi pro league at 26 then stay at that disgusting club.
Barcha fan: " wE gonna win the uCL"
Non biassed football fan: "Porto has more chance of winning the champions league than FC Brokelona with that serious debt"
Scotlands one and only
"Is that cambusdoon fc?"
"Yes and they just beat kilmarnock!"
“Mashwork FC” is a name given to a football team. But not just any team. The players demonstrate skills beyond normality. They not only possess skills to win any game of football, they’ll steal your Mrs whilst they’re at it.
“Oh shit, playing Mashwork FC next Monday”, “Oh fuck, hide your wives fellas!”
The worst cheating wankers in all of English football
Teacher: What is 110 + 5
Student: Oilchester Shitty
Teacher:??
Student: 115 Fc
A group of mentally underdeveloped soccer players who smell like shit
“Guys, who took a shit?”
“No one, FC Botched is Playing”