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noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.
timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!
shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!
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(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"
"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
In the context of politics, a false flag candidate refers to a person who is presented as a candidate for an election but is actually working in secret for another group or organization. This can happen when a political party or group tries to manipulate an election by presenting a candidate who appears to be from a different political ideology or background than they actually are. The goal is to deceive voters and win their support by hiding the true intentions and affiliations of the candidate.
"She switched parties faster than it took for the election results ink to dry. We think she may have been a false flag candidate. Time to audit her financial donors list and follow the money trail."
"We ran her as a False Flag Candidates, knowing the whole time that she'd switch parties shortly after the win in order to give us a supermajority."
"She was a false flag candidate, and switched parties shortly after winning the election. Time to require a special election for party switching midstream."
A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.
Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.
Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.
Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"
The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.
“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”
When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any
And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing