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The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.
I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.
When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather
That girl's vagina was so florida-esque
One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.
Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.
When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.
Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.
When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.
Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.
The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant
You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.
Cocoa Florida is a place where a bunch of ratchet ass people live. Including myself. The girls are hoes and so are they mammas and NAS! Periodt.
Dontravion-Aye where u from ma?
Shaquishalisa-Cocoa Florida
Dontravion-Oh hell naw shawty Ik u a hoe