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The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant
You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.
When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.
Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.
The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.
I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.
When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.
Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.
Cocoa Florida is a place where a bunch of ratchet ass people live. Including myself. The girls are hoes and so are they mammas and NAS! Periodt.
Dontravion-Aye where u from ma?
Shaquishalisa-Cocoa Florida
Dontravion-Oh hell naw shawty Ik u a hoe
To hold your fish with arms stretched out to the camera. To make your fish appear larger for a photograph than it would appear if held normally. Most common in the bass fishing community and with Tampa Bay area salt water anglers
I keep seeing pictures of Whitted, with his perfect camera angles and Florida push to make his fish look giant.
When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather
That girl's vagina was so florida-esque