Bi-winning

A term defined by comedian and self-proclaimed winning drug user Charlie Sheen:
Bi-winning is the phenomenon of winning on both sides of spectrum. One being in the real world, where the other side is located in another terrestrial realm.

I'm Bi-winning, I win here , I win there...now what ?

I’m Bi-winning, Thanks Dr. Loser. The Earth is bipolar.

Just winning, every day. Defeat not an option.

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Bi-Winning

When you're just so awesome that you're winning on all sides of the spectrum-you're winning there, and THERE!

Nah, the man is freakin' bi-winning!

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Total Win

A situation where a person decides to look on the bright side of an event/happening. The words are used in a sarcastic manner, but can sometimes be used for a situation which is a total failure. In effect the definition is the total opposite of what you would expect it to be.

Person 1: Hey man, how did you manage to pay for this euro-trip!?

Person 2: Ah mate, my Gran died a few months ago, left me this inheritance ...

Person 1: TOTAL WIN!

Person 2: Whaaaa!?

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Brooke Wins

A phrase shouted when Brooke (a person or thing that wins; victor) has won or wins habitually at life.

Related forms, antonym: Beck
nonwinner, noun. A misfit, especially someone who has never or seldom been successful at sports, games, life, ect. Also known as a "Becker"

"Brooke Wins" is shouted when Brooke, undoubtedly always the victor, has won. Celebration ensues.

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twin win

when a woman gets special treatment because of her breasts

"I was wearing a cute top and they didn't charge me for fixing the flat tire. Twin win."

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You win

A statement one would typically use when two or more are arguing and one of the combative no longer wants , or no longer has the energy, to fight. That combative would surrender by saying, "You win." It is usually used in a joking manner.

Person #1: In my opinion, LeBron is better than Jordan.
Person #2: NO NO NO, JORDAN WENT SIX AND O IN THE NBA FINALS, HE WON FIVE MVP , TEN SCORING TITLES, DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR, SIX FINALS MVP, TEN ALL-NBA FIRST TEAMS, NINE ALL-NBA DEFENSIVE TEAMS, I DON'T KNOW WHY LEBRON FANBOYS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RECOGNIZE WHO THE REAL GOAT IS...(goes on a 15 minute rant)
Person #1: OH MY GOD, YOU WIN, YOU WIN, I'M SORRY, DAMN, WHAT YOU WANT, A TROPHY!

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I win

A verbal game played by two or more people. When one person sees a very large person in public they quietly say to their friend "I win" without pointing out the subject. The other person casually looks around untill they discover the subject and then try to find a larger person. Game goes on indefinately.

Cindo says "I win"

Cindo's friend looks around and sees very large person eating super size meal and realizes the stakes are high. Then she spots a morbidly obese lady being pushed on a Home Depot cart by two scrawny teenagers and says to Cindo, "no, I win" When Cindo finally spots the subject she says "OMG Murial, that's too much, I hate you!"

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