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The giraffe is a genus of African even-toed ungulate mammals, the tallest living terrestrial animals, and the largest ruminants. The genus currently consists of one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, the type species.

Scientific name: Giraffa. Higher classification: Giraffidae. Gestation period: 13 – 15 months. Habitats: Savanna, Grassland, Woodland
Height: Male: 16 – 20 ft. (Adult), Female: 15 ft. (Adult) Its neck consists of 7 bones, just like the human neck. The neck and legs measure about 6 feet (1.8 meters). The neck alone can weigh 600 pounds. The giraffe weighing altogether 2,600 for males and 1,800 for females. They can run as fast as 35 miles an hour over short distances, or cruise at 10 mph over longer distances. A giraffe's neck is too short to reach the ground. As a result, it has to awkwardly spread its front legs or kneel to reach the ground for a drink of water. Giraffes only need to drink once every few days. Most of their water comes from all the plants they eat. A giraffe’s spots are much like human fingerprints. No two individual giraffes have exactly the same pattern. Giraffes only need 5 to 30 minutes of sleep in a 24-hour period! They often achieve that in quick naps that may last only a minute or two at a time. Male giraffes fight with their necks because it's the most powerful and maneuverable weapon they have. Bulls fight to establish dominance or to win the right to mate with the females (cows) (see giphy below)

a child at a zoo:"Look at that giraffe, Mommy. It's taller than our house!"

mother:"That's right, Jimmy. Giraffes are very tall animals. Even the babies are born 6 feet tall, taller than most people."

by Animal Facts March 2, 2018


Giraffe

A large wild animal (large in two ways... HAHA) that Chris loves to cuk.

chris says: I just cukked a giraffe!
kayla says: woah, that must've been awkward...
chris says: IT WAS!
kayla says: Why did you cuk it?
chris says: because i wanted to beat maggie at being the master cukker, that's why!

by Cukking Cukkers that Cuk often August 27, 2008


Giraffe

A nickname for daniel seavey from the boyband why dont we

Awh i love giraffe hes so cute

by Loveisland124 November 4, 2019


Giraffe

a cool animal with a long neck.

The giraffe pooped

by arandomgiraffe July 14, 2023


Giraffe

A long necked animal, not those weird sex poses.

You see this gif below? THIS is a giraffe, not those other perverted definitions.

by an idiot August 28, 2021


Giraffe

Noah Beck (Noah Neck)

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 8, 2021


what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 24, 2021