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When a black guy nut’s on his balls and a girl sucks the nut off
Biggie cheese: yo she chocolate glazed timbit me last night
The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.
"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?
"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"
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A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
When the male begins to stick his big ass dick into a female's ear hole. Then begins to shove the ear wax down his Penis Hole. Then begins to spread the rest of the ear wax on his dick, giving it a glazed affect. Then he begins to oral fuck her.
Damn Jerry made one hell of a Boston Glazed Donut for Grandma Norma.
To glaze someone's buns is to pull your penis out of the anus or vagina before you cum and then ejaculate on their buttcheeks.
Ex 1: I can't wait to glaze Dia's buns tonight
Ex 2: I'm so into Robbie, I want him to glaze my buns
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When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!
Example 2:
I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.
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When an anus dusted with glitter is covered in jizz. See also: donut with sprinkles
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."
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