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A decent book that fans often take to the point where it is creepy and/or obsessive and should be immediately treated by an obscure neurosurgeon (or geologist depending on skull density) living in a country without restrictions on medical techniques.
Harry Pottard: OMG I HAVE OVER 9000 pics of harry potter...
Normal Person: yeah go see a brain surgeon
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(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.
The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'
Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'
Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'
Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
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Bob: "Why do you love Harry Potter so much? It's just a book series"
Me: "No. It's my childhood.
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A reasonable series of fantasy books that got blown way out of proportion by the media. Generally admired by the less widely read and often criticised by life-long fantasy lovers because it's just not that good.
They revolve around a boy who discovers magic and grows up along the way. He encounters evil people who are BAD and good people who are good and even a couple of genuinely interesting multi-faceted characters like Snape.
Bob: Harry Potter's pretty rubbish
Fan: Have you even read the books?
Bob: Yes. Have you read any other fantasy books to compare it with?
Fan: Erm... I read the hobbit at school...
Bob: Fail.
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Some of the best books around today that are and will continued to be enjoyed by everyone. Somehow moronic people believe it is comparable to Twilight but they are obviously completely out of their league.
Twilight maniac: OMG!!! Hav u read the twilight books??? Oh wait i didnt either but the guys look HAWT!!!
me: Sorry, I thought we were talking about books. You might not be able to read at a third-grade level but some other sane people would prefer HARRY POTTER!!!
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A syndrome someone who is vain, narcissistic, and full of their self often has. Characterized by thinking they're special and somehow very important compared to other "average" people. These people also always seem to get an unbelievable break in hard situations and always come up on top.
Susan: "I'm a Taurus."
Mark: "I'm a Gemini."
Emily: "I'm an Aquarius."
Clark: "I'm an Ophiuchus."
Mark: "What's that?"
Clark: "It's a special Zodiac sign, very few people know of it. Technically I'm a Sagittarius."
Mark: "Or more likely.. you TECHNICALLY have a case of Harry Potter Syndrome."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus
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THE BEST BOOK SERIES EVER CREATED EVER!
Looking for a book to change your life?
A book to make you laugh or cry?
A book that you will go a night without sleep just to read a little more?
A book that has you feeling for the characters?
A book that will teach you more then any website or paper will?
Thats Harry Potter....
This book series has brought together over thousands of people and changed their lives for the better. Its Love, Hope, Friendship, and after you have read it you will never look at life the same way again. <3 LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER!
Evie goes home with the seventh Harry Potter book...
at 3 a.m. Evies dad is awoken by what sounds like a dying animal...
Evie's dad goes into her room and finds her sobbing into her pillow " Its over its over.... MY LIFE IS OVER"
Evies dad asks what wrong and she responds " I finished the book"
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