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A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.
When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.
When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....
For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just like to say that you are a credit to your creed. It is so refreshing to know that a religious person can actually be open-minded about something, especially something that is commonly forbidden in most religions. Keep on trucking and all that jazz.
Altar Boy: Father, is it okay for me to...you know...touch myself?
Priest: What do you mean my son?
Altar Boy: Well, I think I have committed a sin father...I masturbated today during church.
Priest: That is blasphemy! Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?
Altar Boy: *whispers* God damn that Jesus...he is such a bater hater.
Priest: I heard that! Now come over here and allow me to fulfill my sexual desires.
Altar Boy: Oh, I see how it is. So it is perfectly acceptable to molest young boys, but when it comes to masturbation, it is a sin?
Priest: Yes, my son. Isn't religion grand?
Altar Boy: Screw this, I am out of here! Don't bater hate me, bater hate somebody else. *runs off*
Priest: Come back here my son! Rats, I lost another one to bation nation! You will not evade me Altar Boy_01!
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Term applied to those who can only bash and deride the latest three Star Wars movies, in spite of any argument which may bring up some positive aspects.
It is somewhat comparable to the term geewun when speaking of transformers fans as it is all related to nostalgia and fans who can't stand change or modernization.
Todd: Let's watch a dvd tonight dude, if we've got nothing better to do.
Justin: Sure, I'll get Eddie to hang out too.
Todd: Aight. What'll we watch? Action? Horror? Sci fi?
Justin: Sci fi is good, just don't get a Star Wars flick man. Eddie is a rabid prequel hater.
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People who pretend to support you but secretly wish for you to fail; people who are haters, but don't speak up because they know the person they secretly 'hate' on has real talent and is going somewhere therefore they remain silent until they can find a reason to hate out loud.
This girl smiles in my face, but talks behind my back. She's a silent hater by definition.
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A coping mechanism for 5th graders to avoid the realization that Existance is pain
Jake pauly fan: "Hey Da'quan, you hear what Michael said about you?"
Da'quan: "I don't care what Michael said. DAB ON THE HATERS"
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A very rational and intelligent human being with basic common sense who thinks that anyone who obsesses over a dumb cartoon that happens to be part of a culture and makes it their entire identity is fucking retarded. They also recognize the people that claim they are not weebs because they only watch popular anime or anime that is only in Japanese and know that they should end their lives IMMIDIATELY.
Weeb Haters are chads with IQs of 120+ who are completely right and have common sense.
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When a car has LCD monitors installed on the headrests in the absolute back row of the car, which cannot be, nor are not intended to be viewed by a passenger, but other divers on the road. The purpose of this is to show all the haters that you have so much money and are so extravagant that you can afford to install expensive car audio \ video equipment in order to show off.
I got "hater vision" installed in the back of my H3 so all the haters can hate on my pimped ride as I roll thru the projects.
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A term used by a retarded white boy named Jake Paul and his 12-year-old followers
me- bruh this kid hating on my LeBrons
Jake Paul- Dab on the haters
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