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The result of masturbation/bating.
Fuck, I covered suzy in bation!
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When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.
Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.
Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.
The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.
"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"
"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
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The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.
don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.
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Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
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Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.
They were wed soon after.
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A chronic masturbator who denies jerking off and is an opponent of chronic masturbation.
Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?
Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.
Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.
Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?
Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?
Mr. Bator: Yes of course
Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.
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