Hay in the needle stack

An activity done by sandy and spongebob in the season 2 episode “pre hibernation week”

Sandy:it’s time for a down home favorite. Find the Hay in the needle stack

Sponegbob (bites hands)

Matt Hay angry

When a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)

You better not piss him off he’ll get Matt Hay angry.

no hay tu tio

meaning "i wanna have sex with you" in a secret language. can be used when you really wanna tell your partner you wanna fuck them but you are in a public place.

boyfriend: babe?
girlfriend: ???
boyfriend: *seductively* no hay tu tio

Dirty Uruk-hai

When one shoves their entire fist into their lovers anal cavity just before pulling it out to slap a hand shaped marking of shit on the face of another, indicating that they are now ready to storm Helms deep

"Josh gave a goulish yelp after Michael delt him a Dirty Uruk-hai"

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Oh Hai

a noun to describe a brod you'd like to say "oh hai " to; a hot babe

An average looking babe is an "oh half hai"
An unfortunate looking babe is a "oh not so hai"

The hotter the dame, the longer the Haaaaaaaai

-Have you seen the Smith Sisters?
-No are they "oh hai?"

-Morgan is an 'Oh haaaaaiiii'
Jen is a 'oh half hai'
but the youngest is a 'oh not so hai'

-Id bang the first 2 fo sho and prob the young one too, cause im gangsta.

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hay que trabajar

A sick song by Tito Puente in Bomba y Plena. It is obviously in Spanish. Listen to it.

Muchacho: Este es bueno.
Muchacha: Si
Mujer: Este es Hay que Trabajar

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texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."