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a girl was stuck in a wall in roblos and she asked natasha to help her (natasha didnt help)
girl 1: natasha help me plz! im stuck in a wall!
natasha: no
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Forum in which one posts when help is needed. They come in two varieties, useful and windoze. Below is an example of a windoze help forum.
Topic: i neeeeeed help!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Starter: Windoze user
i neeeeeedd heelp!!! i use windoze xp i think it might be 2000 id dosnt matter b/c my skreen just broke and i cant see anything i am typing this on another comupter i need help because if my mom findz out she will kill me how do i fix it the screen is borken...
... and so on.
Keep in mind that there are useful help forums out there too.
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Phrase one says when:
One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.
Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"
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What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.
terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...
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An AIM bot you turn to for advice when none of your friends will listen/care/give advice.
Maayy I Help You (7:39:35 PM): And if he curses at you and you curse back it is showing that you dont have respect for yourself.If you want to have respect then you should not get down to the sucker level he is at. You get it?
Maayy I Help You (7:41:51 PM): And dont be insulted if you are not what he called you. You should next time stand up to yourself and say "I know what I am , I am not what a person like you think's I am"
Maayy I Help You (7:42:44 PM): That is what you should do.
Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »
Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !