Holy Urine

If you drink holy water, you get holy urine from your bladder.

"Dude, I drank it! I'm so going to get holy urine!"

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Holy Lipton

Holy Lipton is an expression of astonishment.

Holy Lipten, did the see the sixe of those kasungas!!!!

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Holy Shinoda!

A synonym for holy shit, using the last name of Mike Shinoda from the awesomeness that is Linkin Park.

Holy Shinoda! That is horrible!

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Holy Guacamole

A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.

A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.

Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!

Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.

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holy bartender

a really good drink.

as seen in Dogma by Kevin Smith.
At the bar:
(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)
Azrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?
Hm. Well I do.
(shoots bartender with uzi)

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Holy father

Holy father : Take in the name of Christ!!

Kid:NO FATHER NOOOOO IT HURTS.

Holy father :Oh God I’m filling with my Holy Spirit

Basically A Child predator

The holy father at my church Touched me

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Holy Duck

When someone types Holy Fuck in thier iPhone and it auto corrects to Holy Duck

Holy Duck, that's ducking stupid

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