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Some slut who back stabs you and takes your man and is super rude
Jessica:I tools ur man
Me:I hate you so much
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A Jessica Is Very Shy And Quite. She is quite careless to her friends and has feels pretty much no emotions. A Jessica is usually the type of girl who loves huge glasses and likes wearing urban clothes -it’s a clothing style-. She is dangerous though... People don’t knows this because she hides this with her quietness and backstabs her friends with just a simple move. She sometimes stares at something’s for no reason and talk to herself in her head. She has social anxiety and is very honest towards her friends. But be careful! She can get really pissed off and become aggressive!
Jessica is not so innocent as what you seem..
'no example of Jessica'
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If you know a Jessica don't hang around. Run away and don't look back, thy may always seem amazing at first but they will be pulling you in ready to do anything in their power to destroy you.
Jessica; Name
By: MagicSENSE
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May seem like a pretty girl but a bitch who acts like an elephant fuck elephants she had sex with her own father
Jessica is a girl She wears glasses and goes to Middle school
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The biggest snake there is! NEVER trust a jessica with anything. She will use you and when you drop her, she will try to blame everything on you. Jessica’s are also the biggest hoes:)
Girl 1: “What happened between you and Jessica?”
Girl 2: “She is a fake”
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a strong minded southern bell
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong
john:damnn did you see that new movie jessica made
Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente
john: shes yummy
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1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.
2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.
Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians
Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"
Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
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