kentucky snowplow

When having sex from behind, moments before climax, one will reach forward and grab the person's arms and thrust, thus driving their face into the ground where it will knock their teeth out, hence Kentucky, at such point, as a bragging rights and to complete the K-plow, you will push them around with their face still in the ground, leaving a blood trail.

Jake said, "Fuck it, give her the kentucky snowplow."

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Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes

My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.

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Kentucky Gentlemen

An whiskey thats cheap, but tastes good as hell.

I had five shots of Kentucky Gentlemen last night and was set for a while.

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Kentucky Thunderstorm

this move is performed by a male as you stand over your partner while they are laying on their back. you attempt to finish yourself by giving them a facial, however, before you ejaculate you drop a massive lunker on them which resembles the thunder cloud. simultaneously or immediately after serving them your loaf, you ejaculate on them. the quick jolts of white semen shooting out of your spam javelin at their face, resembles the lightning.

this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.

kyle- "dude, bro! yesterday, the sharks lost so to feel better about it, i unleashed a major kentucky thunderstorm on courtney!"

aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"

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Kentucky Windage

When shooting a rifle, the adjusted point of aim when compensating for wind.

The rifleman made sure to check his kentucky windage.

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Kentucky Wristwatch

Another position for the game from a certain movie. Performed by wrapping your penis around your wrist like a watchband.

I turned to find him doing the Kentucky Wristwatch, which got me kicked in the ass and called a meatgazer.

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University of Kentucky

Best university in the continental United states of America, finest education available, and home to the best and winningest basketball team (soo much better than duke)on the face of the earth.

Nuclear Physicist: "Lets see, we have applicants from Harvard, Yale, and MIT. who do we pick?"

Other Nuclear Physicist: "Throw those away, we have one from the University of Kentucky!"

Nuclear Physicist: "Hired!"

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