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The True Definition of a "Hot Karl" is when you have a girl give you head while you are taking a shit!!! She can feel the heat and watch out for the splash....
See mud soup straw
Last night I was pissed off at my girl so I made her do the hot karl!!!!
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an opportunist
"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"
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actual retard, defined by the worst leaders in the world making retarded decisions, usually gets bamboozled by even anyone and can start with eating ice cream and end up sucking a cock in the ghetto
did he actually get that question wrong? Such a fucking karl gustav, man
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Having anal marmalade ooze into your mouth
After receiving a hot karl, food tastes better
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A Shit/Poop mark that appears on your boxers or underwear. It is usually a long streak of feces that runs along your bumline and may look like Karl from the simpsons.
Mom - "OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIFTH PAIR OF UNDERWEAR YOU'VE RUINED THIS WEEK. CLEAN YOUR ASS OR YOU'LL HAVE KARL MARKS ALL YOUR LIFE. WHAT GIRL WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THAT?
Fat Kid - "Sorry Ma, its just that when I sit for long periods of time, my ass becomes sweaty and produces crap. I especially smell during Gym! I have to occasionally wipe my ass like five times a day because my ass cheeks rub against each other."
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Phrase derived from the popular game, Call of Duty 4 in which a team who were previously owned, opt out of the following round in fear of a subsequent defeat. They then lie saying 'We need to back out (leave current lobby) and get Karl' who is an imaginary player.
The phrase was originated when a group of players left a game in search of 'Karl'. Ten seconds later they rejoined, accidently, shouting 'Where's Karl?!' amongst laughter.
Use this a sneaky way of leaving a game without owning up to the fact that your opponents are too good for you.
This phrasing can be used in almost any online FPS game.
Where's Karl?!
We need to get Karl?!
Lets back out and get Karl
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